Hello there. My name’s Chris. If you’re after a laid-back, fun, personal and engaging ceremony that’ll make your bridesmaids snort laugh and make Uncle Joe to cry like he’s just watched Marley and Me. Then I might just be the guy for you.

So just who is the Guy with the Blue Bow Tie?

That long haired, blue bow tie wearing, Hemsworth knockoff you see in the picture is in fact, me – Chris. I’m an animal lover, a crunchy peanut butter guy and most importantly… I want to marry you! No, not get married to you (though I’m sure you’re an absolute catch), but I want to be the one who brings your dream wedding to life by being the most kick-ass celebrant you could imagine!

After seeing a bunch of celebrants at weddings do the stock-standard wedding speech, I figured it was time that we breathe some new life into these ceremonies and make them the BEST part of your special day. Not just the warm-up to the reception.

I’ve been a performer and comedian in the entertainment industry for over 15 years, and I thrive when it comes to humour and improvisation (no really, I’m fricken hilarious. Just ask my Mum…). But mostly importantly, I love people. I love sitting down and getting to really know you, because I believe those off the cuff jokes and personal anecdotes that only work with your crew and your vibe are what makes a ceremony truly special. Let’s make your guests laugh, let’s make them cry, let’s make them say that that’s the best damned ceremony they’ve ever been to!

If you want a ceremony that sounds like a human wrote it, not a template from 1997, you’re in the right place.